Thursday, January 04, 2007

Got this from my bro-in-law and decided to share. Hope you enjoy....

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

12 comments:

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao.. that was hilarious... good one!

hook,line,sinker+fisherman said...

of course i had to tear a stomach muscle @ "And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy,You hoped nobody found out!"
since i sailed into your "sapce" for the first time, lemme say chei + hey yaaa on the scalding water situation and then kpele + ndo to the lil one!
i feel u on the chicken pox stint.. i haven't figured out the torture sequence for my roomy in university that left me that chiken pox gift during xmas of '98!!! hope them lil black patches are clearing up nice...

Calabar Gal said...

Times have really changed havent they? A lot of things and terms have certainly evolved since then!!

Biodun said...

Funny post, yep time sure has changed the meaning of words these dayz! Have a blessed week!

TaureanMinx said...

Happy New Year girl. Hope your baby is doing well and work is as fantastic as it can be.

Jem said...

Hey Girlie ...

Lovely Post !!!

-- www.vesselofhonour.blogspot.com

azuka said...

Ha ha ha, I loved this!

3½ inch floppy, lol :-D.

exschoolnerd said...

hey there..happy new year! finally moved to blogger.

Uzo said...

I finally made it to your blog.....Very funny peice...

Nyemoni said...

@ ONB, I thought so too..

@HLS+F lol...Thanks for your wishes.. The spots are clearing up nice too and please, leave the roomie alone.. He did you a service by letting you have it early on methinks!

@ calabargal, they certainly have!

@ Biodun, Thanks! You too

@ TMinx, Yeah, she is! Thank you...

@ Jem, Thank you!

@ Azuka, I thought that was funny too and thanks for stopping by!

@ exschoolnerd.. Welcome.. Now I can leave comments on your blog! Happy new year!

@ Uzo, Thanks for stopping by..Welcome!

UnNaked Soul said...

LMAO!!! that is so so so funny!

do I know you?! just curious... lol

blog on!

Nyemoni said...

What can I say Unnaked? Lagos is a small place! We just may know each other...

 

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