Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Hi peeps!
So yesterday, there was a 'lil twist to the idols tale... it pretty much went down tupsy turvy... I knew there was going to be a lot of sentimental reasons anyway, but I never knew it would turn out quite the way it did. Anyway, It's all good!

Eric and Jerrilyn made it to the Top 10... Here's a pix of the duo

Jarry, David and Oluwadolapo were the bottom 3... I mean, what were the voters thinking? You may read more about the whole shebang here
Oge says she doesn't know why the reults turned out the way they did here and Oluwadolapo says she dissapointed her fans somewhere here (can't find the exact page!)
Anyway, congrats to Eric and Jerrylin would you believeit!

On another note, got these in my mail and decided to share.... Enjoy!

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom"
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice-even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,


PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

(Nyemoni says:LMAO!! I loved this!)

Here's another ...

heard in the cabin
You're cute when you're drunk
--Says he
No, you're cute when I'm drunk!

--She retorts

Take care fellas!



April said...


Have a good week (what's left of it)!

Anonymous said...

If i was the mother who read that note, i would give my daugther a serious spanking when she came back home ..... well, maybe not but i would seriously reprimand her for such an expensive joke. What was she thinking?

LM said...

I couldn't believe that Jarry didn't get a slot into teh top 10! It was so unfair. His looks was probably the reason.

Jerrilyn was so cute and did well. It's refreshing to see other Africans in the top 10. Let's see what happens...

Love your blog by the way. For someone in her 20s, you are well-rounded nad your blog is a very good read- Good work!

Calabar Gal said...

You're loving the west african idols with the regular updates we're getting from you. Dont Stop.

azuka said...

The girl is in for worse than a dressing down when she comes back. How could she have known she'd aggravate the punishment?

Nyemoni said...

Thanks April... I wish you the same!

@ Jem, Long time eh? Where've you been? And pray tell, why would you spank her? no fair! I am into those kinda jokes so I think it'd be cute for my girl to play a prank like that!

@ Im, I couldn't believe it either! Well lets see what happens... and thanks for your compliments... You're making me feel so good! When are you starting your blog btw?? Keep me posted!

@calabar gal, I am loving it soooo much o! I won't stop with the updates, never fear... meanwhile, hows our Dr. doin? :-)

@ Azuka, dressing down? Haba. You harsh o! I'm still waiting for dem Kalabari yabs o!

chidi said...

If my daughter sent me such a letter, i think i would have a heart attack even b4 i get to the end of the leta 2 realise it was just a joke

chioma said...

nyemoni..where and when do they show idols on africa magic or mnet..tired of watching auditions...God bless

Nyemoni said...

@ Chidi... why now? Abeg don't collapse for nothing oh!.. Thanks for stopping by...

@ Chioma, Idols is aired on Sundays at 7pm on M-Net and Africa Magic, i.e. the live show and the results show where the 2 who have made it are announced is shown on the same stations the following Monday. God bless you too!

LondonBuki said...

Ha! That letter can give some mothers a heart attack!! LOL!!!

Each line, it gets worse and worse and worse and then - it's all a lie. The daughter deserves serious punishment! LOL!!!

Confused Naija Girl said...

LMAO ! i would beat that daughter down
can you watch idols online?

Nyemoni said...

@ London Buki.. Only for a while... I wouldn't punish her though...I'd call her ingenuous!

@ CNG why now? No, you can’t watch online o! I can only supply the links for you to watch clips! Sawry!


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