Thursday, June 07, 2007

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

LOL!!!

`moni

16 comments:

Porter deHarqourt said...

i really love this one Nyemoni. now i have to design a new sticker for my bedroom door with the line from the laundromat!

~Mimi~ said...

LMAO! U HAD ME CRACKIN UP!

Ugo Daniels said...

very funny. can you imagine, eh, 0please remove all your clothes when the light goes out...fcuking perv..lmao!

Omodudu said...

lol

My 2 cents said...

Interesting...
I have always wnated to be innovative with signs around the house, now I know.

Believer said...

Very good one nyemoni..do you know if the second hand shop accepts husbands and boyfriends as well! Have a great weekend.

laspapi said...

each one's funny, moni. I didn't think you were based in Nigeria for some reason. Just went thro your profile. Well done.

Calabar Gal said...

Nice and humourous.

SET said...

LOL, THIS IS SILLY. THX

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Nyemoni said...

@ Porter deHarqourt.. No kidding! na wah 4 U o!!

@ ~mimi~ It had me crackin' too!

@ ugo... Jeez...Na wah 4 U sha... na that one you see shey?

@ omodudu...lol.lol.lol! thanks for stopping by...

@ thanks for stopping by my space! So which are you interested in putting up?

@ believer.. I'm sure they would maybe I should ask? ;-)

@ laspapi, No kidding! I wanna dey naija die? Thanks for stopping!!

@ calabar gal, Thanks, thanks...

@ SET, yeah, It's silly alright!

@ Bville Idols, Course we will.... thanks guys for spicing things up!!!


Have a nice weekend everyone!!!!!!!

The shopaholic. said...

LOLLLLLLL. Thanks girl, some laughs to get me through this slow day.

IJEOMA said...

"On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)'
ok that one was too funny

Uzo said...

Please use floor below? LOL

catwalq said...

Oh my God!!!
This was too funny. I am always thieving things off your blog.
So loved the one about the children and the day care. Oh! and the one at the Safari was crazy
Remove all ur clothes? hahahahahahahahahahahah
where do you get these things?

Copido said...

lol. Laughter Medicine.
In an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

 

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