TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
LOL!!!
`moni
Thursday, June 07, 2007
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16 comments:
i really love this one Nyemoni. now i have to design a new sticker for my bedroom door with the line from the laundromat!
LMAO! U HAD ME CRACKIN UP!
very funny. can you imagine, eh, 0please remove all your clothes when the light goes out...fcuking perv..lmao!
lol
Interesting...
I have always wnated to be innovative with signs around the house, now I know.
Very good one nyemoni..do you know if the second hand shop accepts husbands and boyfriends as well! Have a great weekend.
each one's funny, moni. I didn't think you were based in Nigeria for some reason. Just went thro your profile. Well done.
Nice and humourous.
LOL, THIS IS SILLY. THX
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@ Porter deHarqourt.. No kidding! na wah 4 U o!!
@ ~mimi~ It had me crackin' too!
@ ugo... Jeez...Na wah 4 U sha... na that one you see shey?
@ omodudu...lol.lol.lol! thanks for stopping by...
@ thanks for stopping by my space! So which are you interested in putting up?
@ believer.. I'm sure they would maybe I should ask? ;-)
@ laspapi, No kidding! I wanna dey naija die? Thanks for stopping!!
@ calabar gal, Thanks, thanks...
@ SET, yeah, It's silly alright!
@ Bville Idols, Course we will.... thanks guys for spicing things up!!!
Have a nice weekend everyone!!!!!!!
LOLLLLLLL. Thanks girl, some laughs to get me through this slow day.
"On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)'
ok that one was too funny
Please use floor below? LOL
Oh my God!!!
This was too funny. I am always thieving things off your blog.
So loved the one about the children and the day care. Oh! and the one at the Safari was crazy
Remove all ur clothes? hahahahahahahahahahahah
where do you get these things?
lol. Laughter Medicine.
In an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
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